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Is anyone’s gonna talk about his phone wallpaper?💀💀💀

Him: shows the leak locks Me: violently smacking my credit card on the table 👋💳👋💳👋💳

Me:Yo where’s the salt Him: oh it’s in that screw Me:what-

Hear me out😏

... spaghetti?

These are spaghetti shaped pot holders that are NOT heat resistant and you will burn your hands

Screw is REALLY HIGH like REEALLY HIGH

At this point bros pulling things from his ass💀

The spider😂😂

I need that projector screen

all fun and games until you accidentally perss it while in your pocket

*so the floor doesn't get pregnant

Imagine someone caring a bucked of screws and there's coca*ne inside 💀💀💀💀💀💀 This idea just popped cause I watched a movie recently 💀

Paw cleaner is so good...🍌

this is an annoying ass voice i hope i never hear again

What if I’m getting kidnapped!? Sorry you have to wait another 20 minutes before using your phone again 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

GIVE ME THAT TWIZZ CUP AHHHH

only in the usa people have the ability to give few enough fucks to wear the sleepingbag thing

Sir...

R8ttid

cHaIr ConDomS

“The food comes out perfectly every time” -comes out burnt

the lighter one I think is for ciggarates

Not the picture at the end

I'll sucribe if you don't include the Stanley cup

As an Arab, that water bottle is PERFECT for me😂

Nahhh jit trippin tf is chair condoms dawg💀

"And you can control the vibration intensity" Ah, i can see why that would be useful foe couples.

Spaghetti? Farfalle maybe

Did anyone else notice the spider in the pan 😂

Doesn't the straw eliminate the perpuse

'Shaped like spagetti' I know were you live 😃

We are not talking about all the babes right?!?!

I was never looking

That was a little bit coke

Can I get my water through wifi too?

why is no one talking about “babe #1, babe #2,” etc. in the part with the privacy screen cover?

YOU DID NOT CALL FARFALLE SPAGHETTI edit: im not even italian just a pasta lover

Why is this a condom in the trashcam

Omg you happy that it can cut your skin???

Hear me out

Chair condoms 😮☠️💀💀💀💀

So we made shoes to protect our feet and now we have this thing to protect our shoe that is protecting our feet? What next? We're gonna decorate the protector of our decorated shoes that protect our feet and then make protectors for the decorated protectors that protects decorated shoes that protect our feet and then make protectors for the decorated protectors for our decorated protectors that protect our decorated shoes that protect our feet?

I had a retractable water bottle before, tasted like lead poisoning everytime I drank out of it

Why is the remote control in the freezer

I can't believe you called the bow tie pasta spaghetti

ah yes, fake screws, perfect for smuggling my 25 grams pure cocain-

You don’t have any of thoes

I love the laser keyboard, I feel like getting it